Important Safety Tip #238: If by some unfortunate circumstance you find yourself laid off from work and happen to land a sweet on-site interview at a hugely popular company, do NOT, under any circumstances, type in the wrong city name into your GPS just prior to departure. Doing so will probably lead you to the right address, but in the wrong city. You MAY just happen to come across an apartment complex on the wrong side of town and pay unnecessary parking fees. You MIGHT even, at some point, feel the embarrassment and indignity of calling up your job interview person to inform them personally that you're a dumb-ass. As a result of your carelessness its conceivable that you wind up being 40 minutes late for your job interview. This is not a good thing, theoretically speaking.
9 years ago