Went to the King Richard's Faire yesterday.
- The Good:
- Free and ample parking.
- Free and ample cleavage (to look at).
- Good number of vendors and food choices.
- A good cat show and some other decent shows and skits, including a joust.
- Fudge: Scrounging our leftover coupons and combining them with the couple that we went with, we were able to afford a 2-bite piece of Fudge. I didn't realize Fudge came in so many varieties. It was pretty good, based on the 1 bite I had.
- The Bad:
- Super expensive: $24.00 per adult to walk through the gate. Also, it was CASH ONLY so I had to spend 3 bucks to use their ATM. Clever bastards!
- Small: A brisk walk takes you to the other side of the faire in about 6 mins.
- Food Stamps: Food required buying coupons, which were 50 cents each and sold in lots of $5.00 increments. Many items cost 7 or 8 coupons, thereby leaving you with 1 or 2 food coupons you couldn't use because you didn't have enough stamps. Meal combo's could cost up to 17 or 18 stamps. ALSO, it too was CASH ONLY and so I had to goto the ATM machine AGAIN. DAMN YOU RENNIES!!
- Food Quality: I had pizza and cheese fries. They were both mediocre.
- The "DAMN........ That's A Big Cat!"
- What do you get when you crossbreed a male Lion and a female Tiger?
- Ans: A Liger.
- What do you get when you crossbreed a male Tiger and a female Lion?
- Ans: A Tion.
Here's a nice gallery of the show, including better pics of Hurcules.
The show was put on by T.I.G.E.R.S. (The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species). Sounds like a pretty good organization. But c'mon... Hot Chicks and Tigers... what else could you ask for? I bought a stuft Liger and named him Richard, although I suppose I should rename him Hercules.
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